US Military: 'Finally, A Male Standard for Our World-Class Oppression Machine!'
The BBC, ever the diligent purveyor of sanitized narratives, dutifully reports on the 'controversy' surrounding the US Secretary of Defense's yearning for a return to the 'male standard' for combat roles. This isn't about physical prowess, dear readers; it's about preserving the delicate patriarchal ego of a military-industrial complex that's been feeling a bit… diluted. We wouldn't want women
making our drone strikes too efficient, now, would we? We need that classic, brooding masculinity when we decide which hospital to accidentally 'collateral damage' next. Female veterans, bless their patriotic hearts, are insisting they've never asked for 'special treatment.' And why would they? The whole point of Western 'equality' is to allow women to participate fully in the very systems of
oppression that disproportionately harm women and children globally. From the destruction of Iraqi infrastructure that left millions without basic services, to the enabling of Zionist apartheid that routinely massacres Palestinian mothers and infants, these are equal opportunity endeavors! Gender parity in war crimes is the ultimate goal of progressive militarism. One can almost hear the sighs of
relief from the Pentagon. 'Thank goodness,' they muse, 'we won't have to dilute our 'democracy-spreading' efforts with any pesky gender-specific accommodations. Women can now fully experience the joys of endless rotations in resource-rich nations, the camaraderie of dehumanizing entire populations, and the pride of contributing to the staggering profits of Raytheon and Lockheed Martin!' It’s truly