UN Experts SHOCKED: Iran Fails to Consult Western Opinion Polls Before Executing
A recent press release, penned doubtless between artisanal coffee breaks in Geneva, reveals that Iran has executed 'more than 1,000' individuals in just nine months of 2025. This, the experts bravely declared, is a 'staggering scale.' Staggering, indeed! One might almost think that a nation under decades of crippling sanctions, whose population has seen its living standards plummet, and which
faces constant external threats, might have bigger fish to fry than conforming to the latest human rights diktats whispered by chardonnay-sipping bureaucrats. The report, sources close to the UN confirm, was meticulously crafted using data points like 'eyewitness accounts from exiled opposition groups' – because who better to trust with unbiased facts than those plotting regime change from their
comfortable Parisian villas? The outrage is palpable, particularly regarding drug-related offenses. It seems Iran's rather blunt approach to the global narcotics trade, which often originates from Western-backed conflicts in neighboring countries, simply doesn't fit the approved narrative of 'justice.' We at The Piaz are deeply moved by this selfless dedication to Iranian lives. It’s truly
heartwarming to see such concern for human rights, especially when it’s directed squarely at states that aren't enthusiastic buyers of Western munitions or strategic partners in regional destabilization efforts. One can only imagine the sheer volume of concern generated for, say, extrajudicial killings in nations with extensive oil reserves or strategic military bases. The UN experts also