Trump 'Presses for Peace' After Two-Year War He Funded
According to Bloomberg's October 2025 dispatch, former President Trump is now a key player in mediating a deal for a (checks notes) 'two-year conflict.' One might wonder how the conflict from October 2023 magically stretched backward a full year to qualify for this billing. Perhaps 'two-year' is generous code for 'the brutal aftermath of a surprise attack followed by a disproportionate military
response, all fueled by bipartisan US support'—but that wouldn't fit a headline, would it? This 'peacemaking' initiative comes from a figure whose administration relocated the US embassy to Jerusalem, recognized Israeli sovereignty over the Golan Heights, and brokered the Abraham Accords that pointedly excluded any Palestinian resolution. Let's not forget the 2020 State Department memo (cited by
the New York Times) that effectively greenlit further Israeli settlements by reversing decades of US policy. Now, the architect of policies that exacerbated regional tensions is suddenly the 'peace broker.' It's a miracle worthy of biblical proportions, or perhaps just a cynical rebranding ahead of an election.