Trump Pardons Corrupt Governor, Calls it 'Political Prosecution'
In an announcement dripping with irony, Trump intends to pardon Wanda Vázquez, who admitted to accepting illicit campaign contributions. A White House official, speaking anonymously (of course), suggested this was persecution, slyly noting the investigation began after Vázquez endorsed Trump in 2020. Because nothing says 'unbiased justice' like pardoning those who pledge fealty. This isn't about
legal nuance; it's about political calculus. For the well-connected, 'justice' is a variable, not a constant. One might wonder how many working-class Americans caught with similar, albeit smaller, campaign finance violations get the 'political prosecution' pass.