Trump Pardoned 'CZ', Shockingly After Crypto Donations
In a story so predictable it hurts, Bloomberg details how Changpeng Zhao (aka 'CZ') of Binance allegedly aided Trump family crypto enterprises months before Donald Trump pardoned the crypto billionaire. According to Bloomberg's reporting (which projects this news to late 2025, a fascinating editorial choice), Zhao secured clemency after a months-long bid. Because nothing says 'justice' like a
well-timed financial entanglement. One might wonder when such transactional politics became front-page news rather than just... 'how things work.' Historically, presidential pardons have often raised eyebrows due to questionable timing or beneficiaries. The only element missing is the explicit dollar figure and direct quid pro quo, but hey, we're relying on 2025's Bloomberg, where they're still
playing the 'aid' card.