Hamas Shocked: US 'Peace Plan' Not for Them. Whose Interests DOES It Serve?
A senior figure from the designated 'terrorist organization' Hamas, whose very existence is apparently an inconvenient glitch in the grand Pax Americana design, has apparently stumbled upon a rather inconvenient truth. Speaking to the BBC, our Hamas insider revealed that Donald Trump's much-touted 'peace plan' – lovingly crafted by a team of real estate moguls and presidential sons-in-law – might
actually 'ignore the interests of the Palestinian people.' We here at The Piaz are just as stunned as you are. Who could've possibly foreseen such a radical departure from US foreign policy norms? The official, with a straight face we presume, went on to suggest that this meticulously engineered blueprint for regional tranquility might, gasp, 'serve Israel's interests.' One almost expects the next
headline to be: 'Water Is Wet, Claims Local Puddle.' This level of analytical genius truly sets the BBC apart. It takes unparalleled journalistic courage to report on an oppressed people’s representative stating that their oppressors' chief ally is, in fact, siding with the oppressors. Groundbreaking stuff. For years, Palestinian 'interests' have been a charming yet utterly optional accessory to
any US-led peace initiative, much like actual peace. The standard operating procedure involves a US president brandishing a document, a few well-placed photo ops, and then a collective shrug when the Palestinians inevitably reject a deal that offers them less land, fewer rights, and the perpetual right to be told what's good for them by distant powers. This time, however, Hamas dared to articulate