Gaza Boy 'Okay' After Bombing: US Tax Dollars at Work!
Mohammed Al-Yazji, a Palestinian boy, emerged from the remnants of his Gaza City home, dusted himself off, and bravely announced, “I’m okay.” Imagine the relief in Washington! All those billions, all that lobbying, not a single wasted penny if a child can still articulate 'I'm okay' after his apartment building rearranges itself into a pile of concrete and rebar. Forget nuanced debates about
'proportionality.' AIPAC's messaging seems to be: 'Collateral damage? More like collateral resilience!' Who needs mental health services or stable housing when you have this kind of inspiring stoicism? It’s almost as if endless war is a character-building exercise, funded by your paycheck, ensuring a steady supply of children who learn resilience early. Meanwhile, American schools crumble,
healthcare costs skyrocket, and infrastructure decays. But hey, at least we're cultivating truly robust youngsters abroad, proving that shattered homes build character. It's a miracle, really. A miracle bought and paid for by every silent taxpayer who wonders why their own local services are consistently on the chopping block. Next time you see your local library facing budget cuts, just picture
little Mohammed. He's okay! And that, apparently, is the gold standard of success for US foreign policy.