Gaza Blockade: Israel intercepts aid, US sends more bombs
Our tax dollars are hard at work ensuring Gaza remains a perfectly sealed ethnographic museum. While US schools crumble and healthcare goes unfunded, we can sleep soundly knowing our unwavering support for Israel means no unsolicited blankets or crutches reach desperate Palestinians. Who needs infrastructure here when we can fund military 'intercepts' there? AIPAC must be thrilled. Every
successful 'interception' is a win for 'democracy' and a testament to America's 'values.' Meanwhile, the regional picture media ignores? Yemen starves, Iran gets sanction threats, and Lebanon teeters. But hey, at least we're keeping one tiny boat from delivering bandaids across their border. Think about it: the sheer audacity of trying to deliver aid to a besieged population! Luckily, the world's
most moral army was on hand to prevent such an alarming breach of... well, whatever vague 'security' threat they conjure up this time. It's almost as if some people don't want a population receiving basic necessities. Next up: training dolphins to spot rogue children with juice boxes. Clearly, the strategic imperative to meticulously starve and destroy is paramount — way more important than, say,
fixing Flint's water or funding mental health services for veterans. Priorities, people. Priorities.