Dems Unveil Epstein Pics: Our Powerful Pedophiles, Not Theirs
So, the latest Capitol Hill scandal is… old photographs? Democrats on the House Oversight Committee are painstakingly examining Jeffrey Epstein's photo albums, releasing precisely 19 out of 95,000 images to Axios, featuring Donald Trump and Bill Clinton. Their stated goal: 'raise questions' about powerful men. Missing from this forensic deep dive: any questions about the present-day financial
relationships that genuinely 'cover up' policy decisions. Like, say, the $100 million AIPAC has poured into US elections since 2022, per OpenSecrets.org, shaping votes on matters far more current than Epstein's guest list. It appears selective outrage is a bipartisan sport. While Republicans are busy decrying a 'hoax,' both sides conveniently ignore the very public documents showing congressmen
taking six-figure donations from foreign-aligned super PACs right before voting on massive military aid packages. (A truly 'disturbing image' for democracy, one might argue.) Perhaps if AIPAC started hosting parties on private islands, we'd see some real bipartisan oversight. Until then, grab your red condom packets, folks – the distraction is HUUUUGE!