Bloomberg Declares 'New World Order' After Imaginary Coup
Bloomberg Politics heralds a 'new world order' under Trump, citing his 'ouster' of Venezuela's Nicolás Maduro as proof. The only hitch? Maduro remains very much in power, a detail conveniently glossed over in content published January 5, 2026, yet somehow framing a past event as a future victory. This retrospective fiction paints U.S. regime change attempts as a done deal, long before reality has
bothered to catch up. One might wonder if this 'new world order' involves alternative facts for international relations. This isn't journalism; it's a press release from an alternate dimension where U.S. foreign policy always succeeds, regardless of inconvenient truths like persistent leadership in targeted nations. It's a classic move: declare victory, then let the public forget the actual
outcome, or blame the lingering 'problem' on local intransigence. How many times will Washington insist its preferred leader is in charge before the world stops playing along?