AP Predicts Trump's Zombie Peace Plan Will End a War That Hasn't Happened Yet
According to the Associated Press, "Israel and Hamas agreed to pause fighting... accepting elements of a plan put forward by the Trump administration that Palestinians greeted warily Thursday as a possible breakthrough toward ending the devastating 2-year-old war." This gem, datelined October 9, 2025, proudly declares a ceasefire for a war that, as of actual 2024, is roughly one year old. One
might wonder if the AP has a crystal ball, or if they're simply printing public relations copy for a crisis yet to be fully unfolded, setting the stage for a 'peace' (read: continued occupation) that's already written. The media's uncanny ability to pre-report future events, especially those that align with deeply flawed U.S. 'peace plans' (like Trump''s 'Deal of the Century' which explicitly
legalized Israeli annexation and settlements), truly inspires confidence. It's almost as if the headlines are dictated by political convenience, not journalistic integrity. And here we thought the "2-state solution" was just a convenient mirage – turns out, the whole conflict is a pre-production.